03.12.10

Big (1988)

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THE FILM

“Splash” made him a star. “Philadelphia” gave him legitimacy. “Big?” Well, that made Tom Hanks into a cinematic icon.

Josh Baskin (David Moscow) is a 12 year-old kid who is sick and tired of the limitations his age hands him on a daily basis. Wishing to Zoltar, a carnival arcade fortune teller, to be “big,” Josh wakes up the next day to find himself with the body of a 30-year-old man (now played by Tom Hanks). Now faced with the prospects of having to maintain a job and social relationships with adults, such as office love interest Susan (Elizabeth Perkins), Josh has trouble adjusting to his new body and the overwhelming complexity of his life as a man.

Released during the summer of 1988, “Big” was a sleeper hit that went through the stratosphere, informing popular culture for a brief moment in time. It was a year where everyone learned how to play “Heart and Soul” on the piano and baby corn received its largest endorsement yet. The movie also made a household name out of Tom Hanks, who rode his newfound celebrity over the subsequent years to some interesting choices and some wildly-loathed flops. Still, “Big” gave him a career, and I couldn’t imagine the movie without him.

I was 12 years old when “Big” hit the cinemas, and you couldn’t find a more optimum age to view the film for the first time. In its purest form, “Big” is porn for pre-teens; the film arranging a fantasyland of toy-testing corporate jobs and infinite goof-off resources unheard of to the unspoiled young mind. Pushing these juicy buttons was director Penny Marshall, here in the first act of an incredible trilogy of blockbuster knock-outs (”A League of Their Own,” “Awakenings”) she never achieved again.

Using Hanks’s wide-eyed disbelief towards the world around him, Marshall takes the viewer on a voyage that exploits the terror and bliss of being a young boy with the unlimited passport of a grown-up body. I’ll never forget the palpable pinch of panic that Marshall constructs out of Josh’s first night away from home; a hellish evening in a seedy hotel that best sells the homesickness and alarm of the situation. It’s one of those great movie scenes that’s perfect in all four corners and nothing feels manipulative or stagy.

The screenplay by Anne Spielberg (yes, THAT Spielberg) and Gary Ross is peppered with moments like that, where Josh’s semi-adulthood clashes with his kid mentality, bopping the results back and forth between slapstick comedy and aching, unsettling growing-pain drama. “Big” is such a vastly beautiful piece of scripting; nearly every moment a fragment of tender humanity that was rare to behold then and practically extinct now. The feature was also Marshall’s most tonally controlled directing job. The filmmaker was a perfect match for the juvenile antics as much as she was able to nurture tricky romantic leanings out of Josh as he embarked on a tentative relationship with Susan.

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However ace the productions credits were, the star of the show is Hanks, and his prancing, dynamic work as Josh. “Big” is the actor in his finest element, able to convey both the mania of the 12-year-old mind at play while the matured Josh sorts out his routine with adults. The classic scenes are almost too numerous to list: Josh on the piano, dealing with hors d’oeuvres, losing his virginity, drinking up his kid-friendly loft (lordy, who didn’t want a soda machine in their room!), and his prankster time with pal Billy (Jared Rushton). Hanks is like McEnroe, just zipping around the frame smacking back one-liners and spastic body language to anyone who dare face him. It’s a tour de force performance of the highest order, and one he’s wisely never exploited again for career gain. It’s a singular slice of Hanks to treasure and arguably the best work he’s ever put on film.

The motive behind this edition of “Big” is to reveal a brand-spanking-new “Extended Edition,” which adds 25 minutes to the 104-minute running time of the theatrical cut. “Big” is already a millimeter too unwieldy at the shorter running time, leaving the longer cut better enjoyed as a curiosity than a playable movie.

The new cut delves into characters more, but still doesn’t space out the pace of the film. I was expecting “Big” to inhale more profoundly with this fresh footage, but the new cut tends to just extend character beats that didn’t hunger for the special attention. While a majority of the footage is simple, forgettable scene extensions, here are some of the larger additions:

(4 minutes) - Josh’s infant sister is moved into the young boy’s room, to his great protest. We also see Billy’s argumentative home life.

(19 minutes) - Josh’s mother is shown telling her side of the “kidnapping” to the cops.

(32 minutes) - Susan is exposed as a much more icy lady than the theatrical cut touches on.

(43 minutes) - Josh calls home a second time trying to wrangle advice from his mother on how to best deal with a stomachache. Honestly, this is the finest scene of the bunch. I have no idea why this failed to make it into the theatrical cut.

(58 minutes) - Josh and Billy go tuxedo shopping.

(79 minutes) - Josh and toy company honcho MacMillan (Robert Loggia) discuss toys and the ways of women.

(92 minutes) - Susan is also revealed to be a changed person after her night of carnal bliss with a 13 year-ol…er, I mean our pal Josh.

(100 minutes) - Josh and Susan mess around with a musical toy prototype.

(110 minutes) - Susan goes through Josh’s wallet, finding more evidence that he’s telling the truth about his prepubescent origins. Also, Billy learns the whereabouts of a Zoltar machine over the phone.

THE DVD

Visual:

Offered in anamorphic widescreen (1.85:1 aspect ratio), “Big” is given a superior film-like presentation. Image is stable and free from any wear and tear, while flesh tones and colors are rendered accurately in this softly photographed movie. The extended cut is included via seamless branching, and the new sequences blend unexpectedly well with the old.

Audio:

Offered only in 2.0 Dolby Digital, the lack of a hefty sonic upgrade hurts the “Big” experience initially. After all, it’s new DVD, why not beef up the mix? Truth is, this is tender, calm film that doesn’t need the boost. The mix on the DVD does a fine job keeping the viewer engaged, with surround touches used at appropriate moments. The memorable score by Howard Shore (gotta love that Zoltar theme) is balanced well with the dialogue, making for a gentle, but agreeable listen.

Extras:

No doubt, the new “Big” DVD is stacked with extras. Trouble is, there isn’t much here that’s genuinely worth the time invested. I hope that doesn’t read as too harsh a criticism, but the DVD is lacking one large component that would’ve taken this release from something welcomed to a must have: Tom Hanks. For whatever reason, the DVD is lacking any input from Hanks, and his absence is a crime. No discussion of “Big” is complete without two cents from the man who made the material spring to life. Still, Fox puts in some effort to rise above the actor’s absence by trying to focus on the writing process that defined “Big” on several levels.

First up is a feature-length audio commentary, labeled here as an “audio documentary.” Back in 1986, when Anne Spielberg and Gary Ross were just preparing to dream up their movie, Spielberg decided to document the process on cassette. The resulting tapes have been edited for length and clarity, and presented on the DVD.

Moderated by a DVD producer, the track alternates between the present day musings of Spielberg and Ross and those aged, slightly muddled taped conversations. It’s a fascinating look at the process of writing in a collaborative setting, with the two screenwriters bouncing around ideas and characters in such a volcanic fashion, it puts the term “brainstorming” to shame. It’s more like “brainhurricane.”

The chat isn’t screen-specific and I can’t write with honesty that this innovative extra completely held my attention throughout the theatrical cut of the film. Still, it’s a unique idea that explores how “Big” came to be, while also discussing some plot points and ideas that never made it into the final draft - one of them a passing mention of the alternate ending that was reportedly tested and discarded, featuring Susan going back to Zoltar and wishing she could be a kid again to remain with Josh.

“‘Big’ Beginnings” is a featurette with Ross and Spielberg chatting on-camera about their experiences writing together and the overall genesis of “Big.” Producer James L. Brooks joins them about halfway in to marvel over how much the picture’s massive success took everyone by surprise. When you consider the film was the last released of the “body switching” cinema tear of 87/88 (”Vice Versa,” “18 Again,” “Like Father, Like Son”), Brooks’s reaction is an appropriate one.

“Chemistry of a Classic” pushes further into the production side of “Big,” gathering cast members and director Marshall to discuss their involvement with the picture. A great deal of background info is spilled here, including the early days of film when it looked as though Robert De Niro was a lock to star.

Robert Loggia, Elizabeth Perkins, and David Moscow all throw in their thoughts on the casting and the lasting popularity of the film, but the real centerpiece is a glimpse of a grown-up Jared Rushton. The popular child actor (”Honey, I Shrunk the Kids”), now 33, has transformed himself into an alt-rocker extraordinaire. It’s a kick to see him, and makes this short but revealing look at “Big” all the more entertaining.

“The Work of Play” is a short featurette on the real-life adventures of toy company employees. Sure, it fits the theme of the DVD like a glove, but I’ll never get those 10 minutes back.

“Backstory: ‘Big’” is the 2001 AMC special on film’s history. A bit more sterile than the new featurettes, this is still required viewing for any admirer of the film. That is, if you didn’t already see it six years ago.

“Carnival Party Newswrap” is a 90-second-long promotional glimpse of the “Big” premiere. Fox turned a backlot into a carnival for the guests, and mammoth industry names such as Barry Boswick and Stefanie Powers showed up to party down.

Some deleted scenes are included on the DVD, but don’t get too excited. Made up of scenes from the extended cut, there isn’t any new ground covered here. If you have zero interest in watching the longer version of “Big,” then stop by this supplement, which can be viewed with or without Penny Marshall’s needless intros (”This scene was good, take a look”).

Finally, two trailers and two T.V. spots are presented here, along with trailers for “Bachelor Party,” “The Man with One Red Shoe,” “Cast Away,” “That Thing You Do!,” and the Luke Perry DTV feature, “The Sandlot: Heading Home.”

FINAL THOUGHTS

Yes, “Big” remains the classic it was destined to become nearly 20 years ago. The picture still stands proud as a comedy easy chair of sorts, but even more vividly as Tom Hanks’s finest hour as an actor. The extended cut adds more meat to the bones and, for purists, the extra footage will satisfy great curiosity. For the average joe, I would suggest sticking with the theatrical cut. Thankfully, Fox has done the viewer a solid and included it here for easy access. It’s is the superior version of the film; the one we all have locked tightly in our hearts.

03.09.10

“Bizarre spoof that’s too stu…

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“Bizarre spoof that’s too stupid
to be funny.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

Jonathan Wacks (”Powwow Highway”/”Just Another Night”/”Mystery Date”)
directs this bizarre spoof that’s too stupid to be funny. The odd black
humor has a momma’s boy resurrecting his dead mother and then realizing
he may not have made a wise decision to pay a steep price to have a slimy
salesman bring his now monstrous mother back to life. The cartoonish film
was a flop at the box office, as its silly zombie humor only appealed to
a limited audience. Writer Chuck Hughes seems to be desperate to come up
with something funny, but the characters never can and the situation grows
increasingly weird but its droll humor is too forced to feel right. It
always felt like the gags were just thrown against the wall and the film
wasn’t coherently constructed or fully thought out (though it can be argued
that the kind of strange humor it shoots for is an acquired taste).

It opens in black and white with the nerdy mild-mannered Ed Chilton
(Steve Buscemi), a small-town Iowa hardware store owner, on trial for decapitating
his mother and telling his bombastic lawyer that his defense is that it’s
not a crime because his mom was already dead. It then goes into flashback
to three months earlier and is filmed in Technicolor, as it shows Ed approached
by a smarmy white-haired, dressed in a white suit and shirt, aggressive
salesman, A.J. Pattle (John Glover), representing “Happy People Ltd.” who
is intent to sell him “Life.” He tells the gloomy hardware store owner,
who is in mourning the past year for his beloved mother Mabel (Miriam Margolyes),
that he can bring his mother back to life for a price. Ed just inherited
$60,000 from his mom’s insurance policy and doesn’t recognize this as a
con game, as he goes along with the salesman’s guarantee that he doesn’t
have to shell out any bread until his mom is brought back to his house
alive. 

Living with Ed is his mother’s brother, the middle-aged goofy laid-back
Uncle Benny (Ned Beatty), who is using a telescope to spy on their sexy
new neighbor Storm (Sam Jenkins). The sexy dish is in a bikini walking
around the house with the windows open, as Benny tries to get Ed
to take
a peek and thereby move on and start enjoying life. Soon the dish comes
over to Ed’s house and starts putting the make on him, as she’s unknowing
to Ed hired by Pattle and is supposed to be part of the con—though it’s
really never made that clear what she’s supposed to do except romance the
lonely
guy.

In any case Mom is miraculously delivered intact the next day, and
immediately starts nagging the boys and becoming overbearing (following
the axiom, that sometimes it’s better not to get what you wish for). The
driven mom exhibits a few personality quirks like sitting inside the fridge
and can only survive by eating at least two live bugs a day, an extra that
Ed has to pay handsomely for by purchasing a “life kit” after mom collapses.
Mom also goes nuts when the local bully thief Robert (Jonathan Gries) returns
to town after spending the last ten years in prison for robbing the family
hardware store and swears he will get even against Mabel for testifying
against him. The only thing is Mabel intercepts him breaking into the house
and attacks him with a chain saw and devours him for a snack. There’s also
the crazy image of the hyper dotty Mabel running in slow motion down a
suburban street in a dress patterned like an American flag while chasing
a small dog with a meat cleaver and the equally bizarre image of Mabel
on a rider mower trying to mow down Storm in her house for being promiscuous
with her boy. Finding his zombie mom too hungry for human flesh and dangerous
to keep alive any longer, Ed tries to return her to the grave and Pattle
assists for a hefty price.

If this type of absurdist zombie humor appeals to you, where every
main character is a weirdo or a phony and capable of extreme actions, then
I would stick to the much more clever Eating Raoul by Paul Bartel, who
created a classic in such black comedies that’s hard to top. 

03.08.10

Gray Matters (2007)

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With a title like “Gray Matters”–an allusion to the brain–you’d expect a romantic comedy to be intelligent, or at least clever in some way. But this entry from first-time aspect writer-guide Submit to Kramer cover such familiar ground and in such a everyday manner that you air as if you’ve just ridden on the Channel Tunnel of Cherish. Even the twist feels in.

Heather Graham keeps looking as a service to love (and roles) in all the impolitic places. In “Say It Isn’t So” she found herself in love with her brother. This sometime (say it isn’t so!) she falls for her brother’s fiancé. Unique, huh?

How does this come about, you seek from? Curiously, in fact–because the opening sequences suggest she’s in relationship with her brother again. The two of them share an apartment in Manhattan, they’re ballroom dance partners, they gush in public and conclude each other’s sentences like passe marrieds, and their friends assume they’re a unite–a copulating couple. “Ewwww,” they both say, and resolve to find each other the unmatched someone.

So how is it that nonentity seems to suspect that Gray Baldwin (Graham) is either bi- or gay? After all, we’re not talking about a teenager here. She’s a thirtysomething woman! If her relative, Sam (Thomas Cavanagh) is a doctor, you’d think he’d be suffering with some tip-off. But plainly it’s a moment ago deceptive there undisclosed until Gray approaches a char in a park who’s walking a dog. She’s perfect for her brother, she thinks, and so Gray invites her to go out with the two of them (uh, if she’s tiring to set her colleague up, why would the day be a threesome?). After one drunken evening of “connecting,” Sam pops the harbour and we’re all left demanding to figure ended the answer as they all mentality for Vegas, with Gray slated to be the constitute evidence. But she convinces Sam that he can’t see the bride the night before the wedding, which conveniently leaves just Gray and Charlie (Bridget Moynahan) to pal hither, get inebriated, and plant hetero-fantasy lesbian kisses on each other.

Mysteriously, although they’re both equally wasted (and we have no objective what pinched Sam was up to all by himself), on the contrary Gray has any memory of their genital experience, and it sparks an “Am I gay?” impasse. But “Gray Matters” feels so dull and everyday that it’s hard to care one way or another about her sexual instruction or even the characters, payment that fact. That’s too irritable, in point of fact, because the film began with such promise–albeit misleading promise. With a title-course showing clips of New York intercut with a incident showing buddy and sister dancing with Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers to “Cheek to Cheek,” you want a Woody Allen-style homage to New York and Unusual Yorkers in love, hunger, or some vacillating netherworld in between. Instead, you profit e avoid a simple triangle farce with an unconvincing sexual disorientation crazy. There’s nothing to be learned here about kindly nature or the human condition, and no feeling, really, of these characters being real. They seem characters and contrivances quite than flesh-and-blood people you may be experiencing seen in honest life.


03.06.10

The Kremlin Letter (1970)

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Starting insensible as an all-lead espionage adventure with a state secret as the supposed Grail, this shortly reveals itself as a serpentine tale of treachery and double-dealing. What makes the film so telling is that where before such films have by titillated us with their stories of violence and making love in defence of one’s country, Huston structures his film around such expectations, so forcing us to take account of his spies’ actions. The resulting film is possibly the clearest account of Huston’s delusion of a cruel and senseless community in operation.

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03.04.10

William Gibson: No Maps for These Territories review

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The movie

What a disappointment. That’s
my main thought after suffering through William Gibson: No Maps for These
Territories
. The premise is certainly appealing: hearing from the author of
Neuromancer, the novel that launched the “cyberpunk” movement
in science fiction and opened up a fresh new vein of material, on a variety of
topics ranging from his own writing to his views on the future. Unfortunately,
this documentary is a prime example of style triumphing over substance… much
to the viewer’s disadvantage.

The film gets off on a bad note
right from the beginning, with a lengthy introductory sequence riffing on the
phrase “no maps for these territories” (a line taken from one of
Gibson’s poems, incidentally) in a style that is reminiscent of MTV music
videos… except that MTV is more coherent. After this epileptic-fit-inducing
montage, we get to the documentary proper, and meet William Gibson himself.

In another example of
“avant-garde for its own sake,” the filmmakers decided to have the
entire interview take place in a moving car, with Gibson in the back seat. Ooh,
how postmodern: talking about cultural change and technology while seated in an
automobile watching the scenery flash by. Sorry, folks: it’s just a gimmick,
and like any other gimmick, it wears thin after about five minutes.

Not that the filmmakers are
ready to give up on their gimmicky presentation. The shots of Gibson in the car
alternate with image sequences that often have nothing whatsoever to do with
what Gibson is saying; they’re just surreal images, or at best are scenes that
are thematically related in some loose way to what he’s talking about. And when
the camera returns to the “boring” shots of Gibson, the filmmakers
often “liven things up” with random filmic tricks, like superimposing
frames to give Gibson an extra arm. Very meaningful, I’m sure.

Structurally as well as
stylistically, No Maps for These Territories is a mess. Granted,
Gibson’s musings are often prompted by questions from an unseen interviewer,
but these questions lead the interview all over the map, with no particular
focus or organization. His comments touch on politics, science fiction,
philosophy, writing, his life experiences, and various social topics, without
any connecting thread.

Yes, Gibson does talk about science
fiction… all too briefly. It really seems like the filmmakers were more
interested in his random musings on life than on any insights into his work,
which is a shame. I’m not a huge fan of Gibson’s writing, but I am an avid
reader of science fiction and I’m aware of the enormous impact that Neuromancer
had on the genre. I suppose if you’re enough of a Gibson fan, it might be worth
suffering through the whole 90 minutes to get a few words from the horse’s
mouth about his work, but I certainly didn’t think the payoff was remotely
worthwhile. And if you’re not a science fiction fan, why on earth would you be
interested in this fellow’s thoughts on miscellaneous topics? No Maps for
These Territories
is a self-indulgent piece of film that misjudges its audience
(or its audience’s tolerance for nonsense) and ends up creating a product that
will likely please no one.

03.02.10

Monster’s Ball review

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After 11 years, Lawrence Musgrove (Sean Combs) is in sight of appeals, condemned to the electric chair. His wife Leticia (Halle Berry) and his son Tyrell (Coronji Calhoun) visit him story form on many occasions. Bulk the prison officers are father and son Hank (Billy Bob Thornton) and Sonny Grotowski (Heath Ledger), who help explain Lawrence to death. But the two men are worlds odd and disaster soon tears them besides. Hank resigns from his job and fate thrusts him into Leticia’s dash, while she remains ignorant of his previous lines. When her son is Byzantine in a car addition, she becomes level more needy and Hank is there to help her out. But can they deportment a manacles in venom of their past?

03.01.10

The 4400 - The Complete First Season review

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Picking up at one year after the events of the original mini-series, the full second season of the USA Network’s sci-fi outing, The 4400 continues exploring a potentially rich at all events of us vs. them paranoia, sprinkled with governmental dirty work and pseudo-unswerving trappings.

The number in the label refers to a group of random people who disappeared over the past a man hundred years or so, and who returned all at once in a tall ball of light in the Pacific Northwest. None of them had venerable one bit, and nor were they particularly sure who took them or where they had been, and to make things even more attractive, superficially each returnee has been imbued with some special power, supposing the purpose of those powers is sometimes unclear. The conspicuous is leery of the so-called “4400s”, and while the obvious X-Men/mutant comparisons are in instruct, the truth here is that the 4400s themselves are not always so enamored of their own uniqueness, or do they be acquainted with what to do with it.

The whacking big first seasoned reveal that the inexplicable abductors were humans from the future attempting quell some potential catastrophic Earth crisis by sending bet on a support a assortment of altered people seemed to channel things in an engaging direction, for all that it would should prefer to been complex if these future types could acquire spelled things out a little more certainly. With the second seasonable we get the return of the principal characters, including the Mulder/Scully-lite investigators Tom Baldwin and Diana Skouris (Joel Gretsch, Jacqueline McKenzie) of The National Danger Assessment Command, as well as a smattering of 4400 returnees, such as the interracial couple Richard and Lily (Mahershalalhashbaz Ali, Laura Allen) with as of yet no special powers except for their tomorrow human hybrid baby; cocky youth Shawn, who has the capability faculty to heal (Patrick Flueger); and Maia, a young girl who knows the future (Conchita Campbell). There’s also the affluent and mysterious Jordan Collier (Bill Campbell), a guy with a messianic complex who establishes the clearly titled 4400 Center, which becomes a cross between a cult and solid dwelling-place for the disenfranchised to “discover the 4400 within themselves.”

Things lead along trickle for the triumph five episodes as Collier ratchets up his role as villain, and includes appearances by Jeffrey Combs and Summer Glau as eerily demented types somehow involved in the construction of a Rube Goldberg “communication device” at a psych hospital, as warm-heartedly as having the Skouris character formally adopt Maia; the arrival of Skouris’ sister (Natasha Gregson Wagner); and establishing that the baby of Richard and Lily may have some very menacing powers.

Event six (Life Interrupted) is where the wheels start to come unlikely the follow a little, and it’s as if the writers were suddenly told they needed to introduce a new character, and to clear it Tom Baldwin’s unknown wife (Karina Lombard). Seeing that this is a sci-fi play, the methodology to do this is there more so than if this were a ensign drama, but the presentation relies on a flaky premise, at best. The startling intro of the new number, despite a gratifyingly performance from Lombard, is sadly one of the from the start huge stumbling blocks that befell the inconsistent writing of the certain six episodes of the mellow.

Sure, a major unfitting is killed unpropitious, and there’s a thrust at getting all apocalyptic and conspiratorial during the closing hindrance of shows, but the buildup falls succinct when it really could have become wonderfully dark. An unrecognizable Sherilyn Fenn as a very infectious 4400 in Drayman has the account of appearing in as likely as not one of the best eps of the subsequent age, one that does its best to deliver the promised wanton eradication and destruction. The buildup conducive to the widespread cabal comes with a quite loose payoff that is something of a headscratcher, with the ready ending installment (Mommy’s Bosses) sets up the upcoming third season with a two curious twists that may prove to be equally troublesome.

Down repay though the aboriginal mini-series was no more than five episodes, I was rather satisfied with the open-ended conclusion, and I wasn’t inexorably clamoring for more resolution. The second mellow affected writers to reopen some closed storylines, and as is often the envelope, spreading the new and rejuvenated plots over thirteen episodes is perhaps a second too much. A mid-time plot point is the biggest offender of laziness, and, as viewers, we’re pink with less answers and more stringing along to be resolved in Season Three.

02.27.10

The Family Stone: Comedy. Sta…

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SNOOZING VIEWER

The Family Stone: Comedy. Starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Diane Keaton.
Dermot Mulroney, Luke Wilson and Rachel McAdams. Directed by Thomas Bezucha.
(PG-13. 110 minutes. At Bay Area theaters.)



This is just a guess, but from clues on the soundtrack — where the music gets
sentimental, raucous or whimsical — it seems that writer-director Thomas
Bezucha was trying to make a certain kind of holiday comedy with “The Family
Stone.” Something heartwarming, about a zany but lovable family. Something with
a touch of romance, too, and a respect for the mysteries of love, sex and
attraction, the sparks by which families come into being, after all.

Instead, he made something perverse, a feel-bad holiday film about a
repellent family, with a milquetoast dad and a smug, devious harpy of a mom. He
has created a story about a creepy clan that closes ranks when the eldest
sibling brings his girlfriend home for the holidays. As if we needed a
demonstration, Bezucha has made a movie that shows that even awful people
celebrate Christmas.

It makes for an odd experience. Bezucha could have characterized the
Stones in extreme terms from the beginning, in ways that might have signaled
comedy, as was done with the family in “Meet the Parents.” Instead, he draws
them realistically and lets them emerge as repugnant people. Before the new
girlfriend, Meredith (Sarah Jessica Parker), even arrives, the mean-spirited
youngest daughter (Rachel McAdams) is gossiping about her. It takes nothing to
turn the family against Meredith, because the family — in particular the
smiling, malicious mother, Sybil (Diane Keaton) — has a major mean streak.
Meredith gets the freeze the minute she walks through the door.

Perhaps it was a mistake to cast such a ragingly likable actress as Parker
as Meredith. The movie establishes her as stiff and self-conscious, a slight
prig with a tendency to stick her foot in her mouth. But as played by Parker,
there’s nothing in her manner to suggest someone who couldn’t be loosened up by
a little kindness. Perceptive, intelligent people could easily recognize that,
and the Stones are not presented as stupid.

My guess, only a guess, is that from Bezucha’s point of view, neither
Meredith nor the family is at fault; it’s just a case of oil and water. But
from the audience’s view, Meredith is the victim. That direction could have
proved fruitful, making “The Family Stone” into the anti-holiday movie,
something to suck in audiences with the expectation of the usual warm emotions,
only to do a reversal, by characterizing the family — and by extension, all
families — as a vicious tribe, all sour emotions and backbiting. But that’s
not where the movie goes. It goes in the direction of sentiment and
wistfulness, of eyes brimming with tears as the snowflakes come down and people
choke up remembering past Christmases. What movie do these characters think
they’re in, anyway?

Keaton is riveting. It’s possible she believed she was playing a nice
person, but what we get is someone who has learned to mask her hostility
through a veneer of fake smiles and high-spirits. Mom is the prototype of
someone who’s angry but doesn’t know it, who mistakes her progressive politics
for personal virtue and her murderous aggression for forthright honesty.

The scenes between her and her children are fascinating, in that Bezucha,
the director, seems unaware of the brutality of the mother’s emotional
manipulation, which he reveals in his screenplay. This is one of those bad
movies that are almost better bad than they ever could have been if successful.
At least this way, it’s weird and different.

The actors more than survive. Luke Wilson, as the easygoing slacker Stone,
is relaxed and appealing. McAdams, as the horrible daughter, shows the
authority of a star, which she soon will be. Parker is lovely and funny, and
Dermot Mulroney as the eldest son … well, he should have played Johnny Cash
instead of Joaquin Phoenix. He has the lived-in face, the low voice, the dark
good looks and the magnetism. Why is it up to me to notice these things? Aren’t
there casting directors in Hollywood? Do I have to tell these people
everything?

I know. By now, we’ve deftly veered off the subject of “The Family Stone.”
But really, that’s a good thing.

– Advisory: Sexual situations and sex banter.

E-mail Mick LaSalle at mlasalle@sfchronicle.com.

02.25.10

Almost Famous review

Posted in Hot Pics at 5:48 am by speakingvisitingmovie

Almost Famous, the new comedy/drama from Jerry Maguire writer-director
Cameron Crowe, is the oasis film fans have been looking for after wandering
through the vast, empty desert known as the summer 2000 movie season. A
smart, poignant film filled with great performances, assured directing and
a screenplay that hopefully will get Crowe the Academy Award he should have
received for Jerry Maguire, this movie will leave a smile on your face for quite
some time after its final frames.

Based on Crowe's own experiences as a teen rock journalist for Rolling Stone
magazine back in the early 1970's, the movie centres on William Miller
(played by newcomer Patrick Fugit), a young teen who longs to be a rock music
journalist. While
his overprotective mother Elaine (Francis McDormand) wants him to be a lawyer,
his love for rock and roll and his ability to write like a seasoned pro
dictate otherwise.

After scoring a few writing jobs in a local underground newspaper (while
also catching the attention of famous rock critic and Creem magazine editor
Lester Bangs, played by Phillip Seymour Hoffman), Rolling Stone becomes
interested in William's work (they also assume he's an adult based on the
quality of his writing). They offer him a gig that will pay him big bucks
(in a 15-year old eyes anyway) and will allow him to realize his dream:
he is to go out on the road and interview the members of Stillwater, a rock
band on the rise fronted by lead singer Jeff Bebe (Jason Lee) and lead
guitarist Russell Hammond (Billy Crudup).

Despite the initial protests of his mom, he takes the assignment and soon
he is on the road. By becoming friends with both Russell (a big no-no in
the world of objective journalism) and a "band aid" (read: groupie) by the
name of Penny Lane (Kate Hudson), he becomes less of an observer and finds
himself drawn more and more into the inner circle of Stillwater (another
no-no) and life on the road, which causes William to lose the objectivity
to tell the story honestly and decide between journalistic integrity and his
newfound family.

One could say that some of the story's elements are predictable, but
considering the level of immense joy one experiences watching this film,
who really cares about such a minute detail? I have said it before and I will
say it again, Cameron Crowe may very well be the best writer-director to
emerge from Hollywood in the past decade (if there is any competition, it
would be Steven Soderbergh). His characters are wonderfully realized,
three-dimensional human beings, not clichés. The dialogue he supplies them
with is full of humor, emotion and life. This is all matched by his
naturalistic, almost laid-back and altogether refreshing directing style,
which is reminiscent of James L. Brooks at his very best.

Of course, he couldn't do it alone. Crowe once again assembles a terrific
ensemble cast. Newcomer Patrick Fugit perfectly nails all of the awkwardness
and wide-eyed innocence of a young teenager filled with ambition being
exposed to a world that really isn't quite what he expected. I have heard
people grumble about his performance, saying it seems wooden and is out
of step with the rest of the cast. My question to them is this: exactly how
are 15-year olds supposed to act?

Of course, the rest of the cast is also sublime, be it McDormand's nicely
balanced role as the mother, Hudson's warm-hearted turn as the object of
both William and Russell's affections, Hoffman's hilarious performance as
the jaded rock critic or Jason Lee and Billy Crudup's truthful potrayal
of rock stars who think they rule the world. No one hogs the spotlight here,
each working together the way the best ensemble casts do.

Unlike most movies on the subject of rock and roll life, Almost Famous
doesn't dwell on the depressing aspects of it. Sure, there are plenty of
moments of heartbreak and personal drama, but there are a lot of great
moments, fun moments, to be had as well. This was a time in his life that
Crowe has a special place in his heart for, and thankfully he allowed us
to share in it. Almost Famous will allow you to experience everything a great
film should - it will make you laugh, perhaps even cry, but most of all it will
make you care about what is going on to the people on screen, something
very few films have done this year.

Simply put, it is my best film of 2000 so far.

02.23.10

Valkyrie (2008)

Posted in Hot Pics at 6:18 am by speakingvisitingmovie

There’s nothing inherently laughable about the spectacle of Tom Cruise with an eye patch and a missing hand, strutting around in a German colonel’s uniform. But neither is there anything about him that truly suggests Claus von Stauffenberg, leader of the 1944 conspiracy to decapitate the Nazi government and stage a coup d’etat.

Think of “Valkyrie” as a reasonably entertaining drama about the time Tom Cruise tried to kill Hitler. Do that, and it becomes possible to enjoy the movie.

Cruise is an intense actor, but the intensity tends to remain the same from performance to performance. The intensity of Ethan Hunt in the “Mission: Impossible” series is a lot like that of the father who wants his kids to survive in “War of the Worlds,” or that of the fellow in “The Last Samurai,” or the futuristic cop in “Minority Report.” It’s the intensity of a man who narrows his eyes, grits his teeth and says, “Yes. I can do that.” It’s the focus and attack of a man who has never seen an obstacle he could not overcome - maybe because he has never really been up against anything truly monumental.

Cruise’s can-do determination rubs some people the wrong way. Not me. I like it. It’s his own thing, and it belongs in movies. But importing the Cruise persona into von Stauffenberg makes no sense. Nothing in Cruise’s performance suggests a handsome aristocrat who has recently had his hand blown off and an eye blown out in battle. Nothing about him suggests Old World weariness, the spiritual toll of a protracted war or a hatred for the monsters who have destroyed his country.

When Cruise silently assesses the situation and decides, yes, he will do this, he will risk everything for the Fatherland, he seems more like an actor contemplating a risky stunt: Yes, yes, I will jump off the bridge wearing an invisible harness with wires attached. And if the insurance people give you any trouble, tell them to call my agent at CAA, and we’ll see who’s running this shoot!

The history itself is the main appeal here. Von Stauffenberg (Cruise) is brought into the inner circle of senior statesmen and military leaders contemplating some action against Hitler, but nothing he hears has even a remote chance of success. It’s von Stauffenberg who devises a plan that might work. His great inspiration is to use “Valkyrie” - the government’s emergency contingent in case of a coup d’etat - as the actual means of the coup d’etat.

The plan: 1) Kill Hitler, 2) announce that the SS has killed the Fuhrer and is attempting a coup and 3) use Valkyrie to arrest the entire SS and install a new government. Not a bad plan.

“Valkyrie” will probably most interest those with a knowledge of the history, and yet it might best be experienced by those who have never seen a documentary on the History Channel and have no idea what’s going to happen next. Key scenes have a built-in tension, and yet for some reason, director Bryan Singer seems to rush through the actual assassination attempt. He could have stretched that for greater impact.

Overall, “Valkyrie” has the aura of a prestige project that never achieves its desired level. Major actors appear, not only in supporting roles - Tom Wilkinson as the duplicitous Gen. Fromm and Bill Nighy as the vacillating Gen. Olbricht - but also in featured parts: Eddie Izzard, Kenneth Branagh and Terence Stamp as conspirators and Thomas Kretschmann as the officer sent to crush them. These actors took these parts believing “Valkyrie” was going to amount to something. Really, even with Cruise as von Stauffenberg. Isn’t faith a beautiful thing?

One final word, about the accents used here: Cruise speaks in his normal American accent, which makes sense, since Germans speak in their normal German accents. But most of the other actors have English accents, and hearing them, for a moment, one thinks they’re playing English characters. They’re not. Then there’s Kretschmann, who is German, speaking English with a German accent.

Someone (like the director) should have gotten the cast together on this. It’s not confusing, but it’s distracting.

— Advisory: Violence and scenes of Tom Cruise pretending to put in a glass eye.

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